“Help me, Doctor! I can’t write micro-fiction.”

“I’ll check your head bumps. A-hah! Your Inflated Prose and Superfluous Description bumps are too high.”

“Can you lower them?”

“Sure. For $200.”

“Then I’ll be able to write for Blink Ink?

“Absolutely.”

Frank paid.

“This may hurt. Nurse, hand me that sledgehammer.”

Michael A. Kechula